robertpattindone:

look at this picture and tell me i shouldn’t be best friends with robert pattinson:

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(Source: hateruess)


cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy

(Source: 69shadesofgray)


yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

castielbuscus:

renlybaratheeon:

you don’t know true agony unless you’ve gone from watching 5 seasons in 2 days to 1 episode a week

then to 0 a week for 5 months

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cassbutt: i canT STO P LAUGHGING

cassbutt:

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i canT STO P LAUGHGING

(Source: twitter.com)


aangnog:

sorry i only like boys i would never have a chance with

(Source: growlithed)

chudobs: someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining

chudobs:

someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)


hitlervevo:

when the smart kid gets a bad grade

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when couples at school break up

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fights over facebook comments 

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girls crying over their school pictures 

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can we all just talk about how sadistic we are

(Source: gaptaincanada)


onamelancholyhill:

lordwhat:

Teaching free will to fish is like teaching poetry to angels.

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reblogging again, this is the best

"There are 7 billion people on this planet who I have not met,
and 195 countries I have not visited.
Yet I am stuck in this insignificant town,
Being pressured into making decisions about my future,
When I barely even know who I am"

~Unknown    (via sunkist-state)

(Source: lluxuria)