tricksterity:

sexponents:

i can’t wait until im older and have someone who loves me and i get to cuddle and kiss them everyday and fall asleep in their arms every night and wake up in the morning and see their face and know i’m loved unconditionally by someone and be happy with my life for once 

you know you’ve been on tumblr too long when you expect this to end with something satanic and bloodthirsty

comedraco:

hannibalthecanibal:

and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw

and on the other side we see mr. potter once again, questioning the contents of a package that is clearly in the shape of a new broomstick. the suspense in unravelling the wrapping paper must be thrilling!

tumbler-teen:

who cares if school doesn’t teach us how to raise a family or get a job like at least I can find the area of a triangle.

sometimes i will just get annoyed with people randomly. like i don’t even have a real reason to be annoyed with them but their presence just bothers me

(Source: sluttyteenwolf)

best-of-funny:

mycroft-holmes-approves:

sodamnrelatable:

Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.

X

tate-and-violet:

hamfarto:

hamfarto:

im having one of those unattractive days

i mean years

lifetime

unimodus:

heir-of-breasts:

half of star trek the animated series is kirk’s face being too close on the screen when he doesn’t need to be in the shot

i’m crying it’s true